one time when my grandma was young she was at a party and a guy asked her to dance with him
she said no because she thought he was ‘gross’ and ‘a loser’
that guy went on to be the lead singer of The Rolling Stones
the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”
i can’t stop laughing.
update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him