meep meep move outta the way basic bitches leonardo dicaprio coming through

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

the-walking-superwholock:

hipssway-lipslie:

obviously-bored:

gosiowo:

painstiels:

[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]

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I’m so sorry.

quick, Leo, catch one

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its getting better with time

calderonbeta:


Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a privilege blogging with you. 


Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

voscian:

h0ney-dipped:

babymounsta:

My childhood is over.

but waitttttt.

THE PHINEAS AND FERB ONE KILLED ME

Interviewer: Gatsby is a great American novel. Romeo and Juliet is a great love story. Same director taking an interesting take on each. Young Leo and now, um…

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