manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

[1] you;
1. most people call you?: Chelsea
2. when’s your birthday?: May 6
3. is your current hair color your natural hair color?: Yes
4. what are you complimented on most?:  That I’m the cooliest
5. what do you do for fun?: Netflix it up and procrastinate by doing nails

[2] family;
1. are your parents still together?: Yes
2. how old are your siblings, if you have any?:  Bros are 19 and 14
3. are you the tallest one in your family?: PFT no
4. do you have the same name as one of your relatives?: No
5. how many letters are there in your last name?: 10

[3] friends;
1. do you have a lot of friends?: Eh, sure
2. what do you guys do when you’re together?: Wing it. Mostly ends up leading to getting lost and getting food or just watching stuff at home
3. have you ever lost a friend because of something stupid?: Not that I can think of
4. have you made any new friends this year?: Yes
5. who’s the last friend you hung out with?: Nabster

[4] your best friend(s);
1. how’d you meet him/her?: At school
2. do you live near each other?: Relatively so
3. how long have you been best friends?: Shooo, one almost 10 years and the other like 7
4. do you tell him/her everything?: Heh
5. would you do anything for them?: Depends what the shady business is

[5] boyfriend/girlfriend; (skip if single…)
1. How long have you liked this person?: -
2. How long have you been going out?: -
3. Who asked who out?: -
4. Do you love him/her?: -
5. Do you think you’ll be together forever?: -

[6] single life; (skip if taken…) 
1. how long have you been single?: Since last year
2. who ended your last relationship?: Kind of mutual, but I initiated it
3. do you wish you were in a relationship?: At times
4. as of today, do you like anyone?: :3
5. if so, do you think it’ll go anywhere?: Nope

[7] who’s;
1. a person you’d travel across the country to see?: ? 
2. someone you would do anything for?: Probably my immediate family members
3. someone you’d die for?: Same
4. a person you’ve known for your entire life?: Ha yeah mom
5. your favorite person?: I have a plethora

[8] have you ever;

1. sang a solo in front of a large audience?: Yes, kind of
2. been in trouble with the cops?: im 2 smoov 4 da po po
3. got a tattoo?:  No
4. kicked a guy in the junk?: Not purposefully
5. pretended to be happy?: Yes

[9] do you believe;
1. in god?: Yes
2. in satan?: Yes
3. that everything happens for a reason?: Depends
4. in love at first sight?: Possibly, but eh
5. that there’s such a thing as true love?: Yes


[10] school; (skip if you work…)
1. what grade are you in?: Technically a senior in college, but 2nd semester junior in nursing school years 
2. do you get good grades?: Eh, not as good as I’d like
3. are you the teacher’s pet?: Sometimes
4. have you ever been sent to the principal’s office?: No
5. do you plan on going to college?: Currently in college

[11] work; (skip if you don’t have a job…) 
1. how long have you been working at your job?: Like 3 weeks
2. what do you do there?: It’s retail so retail-y stuff
3. what’s your favorite part about it?: The people are pretty great and easy to get along with
4. is your boss a pain in the ass?: Not at all!
5. do you think you’ll work there your entire life?: No

[12] pets; N/A

1. what was your first pet’s name?: Spike (my first dog if you don’t count Freddy the Fish)
2. do you currently have any pets?: Yes, a dog named Ringo
3. do you always remember to feed/water them?: Yes
4. have you ever had a pet fish?: Yes
5. what’s the strangest animal you’ve had for a pet?: N/A

[13] last time you…;
1. told someone you loved them?: Here and there to family
2. had sex?: haha
3. drove a car?: Yesterday to work and back
4. went to burger king?:  Jeez, so so long
5. made someone cry?: Not recently, I hope

[14] yesterday;
1. what did you do?: I went to work for the last time until my next break from school. I had Auntie Ann’s (or whatever) lemonade for the first time and it was refreshing.
2. was it a good day?: Overall 
3. did you hang out with any friends?: Nope
4. did you get in any trouble?: Almost, but not super big. I was told that I had done a return incorrectly, but then she double checked and I hadn’t. Phew!
5. was it better than today?: Eh, yes

[15] today;
1. what day is it?: Wednesday
2. did you do anything fun?: Not at all, dumb paperwork
3. did you have to work?: Not at work, but kind of
4. where did you go?: Stayed home 
5. what are you doing tonight?: Chillin out maxin and relaxin all cool

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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Michael Cera
Steady now
true that

thisnoiseismusic:

"Lay your heart down and call it a day, it’s so hard to see you when fear is consuming you. When will you see yourself? Try to forgive yourself! You just can’t help yourself."

candidcatharsis:

so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.

pipesoffreakingpeace:

beatles-rock-hit-the-spot:

dreaming-in-the-60s:

“I’m a Beatles fan, and I even met Paul McCartney a few times. Did you hear his album Fireman? It’s Great”

meanwhile…

And that’s why Ozzy is my hero.

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metalbendersofficial:

People are telling me “kids are great, maybe you should have some” and I’m just like people say that about meth but I’m not trying it

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

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