kyleswann:

matching icons for u and the bae

lilracecar:

voidn:

Hm yes, quite an oaky taste to it isn’t there? And If I’m not mistaken it was predominantly the.. left foot used to crush the grapes. A fine wine indeed.

tbh my favorite part about this post was the post that went along with it that was a screenshot of all the google researching you did to create this masterpiece.

voidn:

cheeky bit of research for a text post

voidn:

cheeky bit of research for a text post

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wuyifanilluminati:

zayns-butt:

What if there was a horror movie, with a white girl as the antagonist

and every time she came on screen, “A Thousand Miles” started playing

Like some friends are chilling

and suddENLY

“MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST FACES PASS AND I’M HOME BOUND”

“Oh my go—!” Their throats have just been slit

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

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A scene from the all-new “Undercover” Season Two premiere episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE airing Sunday, Sept. 28 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

the-goddamazon:

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

SHIT

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